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( QUICK-FIRE POST #1 )

this is a quick-fire open post. that means this is for shorter, more rapid tags, texts, you name it. basically: anything and everything short, sweet, and to the point. choose your match, leave a prompt of any sort, and let's boogie.

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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?

I wouldn't consider us a "we," but what problems are you talking about, now?

And if I told you that I don't actually remember sending that—?

I'd call you a liar and make you tell me what you're talking about because now I'm interested.

I mean. I guess you could say it was more of a — musing? As in pondering. Not so much amusing. There's a very distinct possibility that I'm still a little bit. Uh. Drunk. Maybe.

Well, that part was obvious. Didn't think you were much of a drinker, though. Alone?

Generally always.

That sounded way more upsetting than it actually is.

...Did it? Should I be referring you to some self-help hotlines?

Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.

2014. Maybe you should stick to brooding alone withOUT alcohol.

I didn't realize you were so wise.

And I didn't realize you were so sad. Oh, wait. Never mind.

How long did it take you to think that up? Be honest. Or at least pretend you know what that word means.

About as long as it took you to text me once you were drunk, or are you pretending there was an inner battle? A real struggle that you just couldn't win?

Someone's unusually cold today. What happened, Pamela? Don't tell me the janitor left your greenhouse unlocked over night.

No, it's just become clear that the King of Cold decided he can only stomach a conversation when he's intoxicated.

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